Tokyo is trying to hold a sexless Olympics. Good luck with that

Olympic athletes are hot and in the prime of their lives. Of course they’re going to hook up, even during a pandemic. (Photo: GABRIEL BOUYS/AFP via Getty Images)

Avoid physical contact. Keep interactions to a minimum. Take our Olympics-branded condoms home and don’t use them in Tokyo. Avoid crowds.

Welcome to the sexless Olympics.

As the coronavirus spreads in Japan, causing Tokyo to be under a…