Netflix roasted straight pride before threatening to sue.

"Our legal department is here, it’s queer, and it’s telling you to steer clear." (Image: Pride.com)

In response to straight pride, Netflix just declared “Gay rights!”

Last June, the internet collectively roasted Boston’s straight pride parade, a “celebration” of khaki pants wearing, Mountain Dew drinkers who wanted their own day to openly celebrate their heterosexuality in…