Drag queen charity bingo is so dangerous, it’s a felony.

1 of 7 | Sylvia O’Stayformore entertains the crowd as she hosts the Rainbow Bingo fundraiser at the Senior Center of West Seattle on Friday. (Image: Jason Redmond / Special to The Seattle Times)

When the state called Benjimen Blair in for questioning, he decided it might not be prudent to come dressed as his drag queen alter ego, Sylvia O’Stayformore.

“I figured these are the cops, right, so I should play it straight,”…